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"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass"

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Martin Mull’s line lands because it treats self-improvement like a party foul. “The trouble with jogging” sets you up for the standard sermon: health, discipline, endorphins, a better you. Then he yanks the camera sideways to a martini glass and complains about the ice falling out. The joke isn’t just that he’d rather drink than run; it’s that he frames jogging’s “problem” in the language of inconvenience, as if fitness were an appliance that doesn’t quite work with his lifestyle.

The subtext is a minor rebellion against America’s moralized wellness culture, where exercise gets sold as virtue and abstention as vice. Mull makes laziness sound almost principled by swapping the expected metric (miles, calories) for cocktail physics. That mismatch is the punchline: jogging is reduced to something that interferes with leisure, not something that improves life. It’s also a neat bit of character writing in one sentence: you can hear the speaker as genial, wry, and stubbornly committed to pleasure.

Context matters. Mull’s comedic persona often skewered middle-class earnestness with deadpan absurdity, and this quote fits a late-20th-century moment when jogging became both mass trend and status performance. By anchoring the gag in a glass-with-ice image, he turns the body-as-project into body-as-guest at its own happy hour, insisting that the hedonist has a point: not every cultural mandate deserves obedience.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Mull, Martin. (2026, January 16). The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-trouble-with-jogging-is-that-the-ice-falls-96832/

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Mull, Martin. "The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-trouble-with-jogging-is-that-the-ice-falls-96832/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-trouble-with-jogging-is-that-the-ice-falls-96832/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Martin Mull (born August 18, 1943) is a Actor from USA.

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