"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off"
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Coming from a coach, the line lands as more than a boomer one-liner about staying busy. Coaching is totalizing: the job colonizes weekends, family time, even sleep. When someone like Lemons jokes that retirement has “no day off,” he’s admitting how thoroughly work can wire a person’s sense of purpose. Without the institution to push against, you’re left negotiating with yourself - and with everyone else who suddenly assumes you’re available. Errands expand, favors multiply, days blur. Leisure stops being a reward and starts feeling like homework.
The subtext is lightly bleak, but not cynical. It’s a warning about the psychological scaffolding of a life: remove the structure and you don’t automatically get peace; you get an unstructured demand to invent meaning every morning. Lemons makes that existential problem sound like locker-room banter, which is exactly why it sticks. It’s humor as coping strategy, and a reminder that “rest” is not the same thing as “release.”
Quote Details
| Topic | Retirement |
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| Source | Later attribution: The Retirement Maze (Rob Pascale, Louis H. Primavera, Rip ..., 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9798765177006 · ID: OON3EQAAQBAJ
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"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-trouble-with-retirement-is-that-you-never-get-34060/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.



