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Life & Mortality Quote by Larry Flynt

"The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers"

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Flynt comes in swinging at sentimentality because sentimentality is how people sell you things - and he made a career out of selling what polite society insisted it didn’t want. Calling "love" and "friendship" the most misused words isn’t just curmudgeonly; it’s a threat to the social currency those words carry. They’re the labels we slap on relationships to make them feel permanent, moral, and legible. Flynt’s point is that the labels have been inflated past meaning, and that inflation benefits everyone who wants easy intimacy without cost.

The knife twist is his definition: "A true friend would die for you". That’s deliberately extreme, almost cartoonishly so, because it exposes how cheap our everyday use has become. If friendship is reduced to a vibe, an algorithmic mutual, a brunch rotation, then it can’t survive real risk. By setting the bar at death, Flynt forces a binary: either someone is ride-or-die, or they’re not your friend in the only sense that matters when consequences show up.

The closer - "you don't need any fingers" - is Flynt’s cynical showmanship. It reads like a barroom punchline, but it’s also a bleak diagnosis of adulthood in a transactional culture: connections multiply, commitments don’t. Coming from a publisher who spent decades surrounded by allies, opportunists, lawyers, and enemies, it lands as lived skepticism. Fame creates proximity; crisis reveals loyalty. Flynt is warning that most people in your orbit are accessories, not anchors, and the language we use lets us pretend otherwise.

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Flynt, Larry. (2026, January 18). The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-two-most-misused-words-in-the-entire-english-8980/

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Flynt, Larry. "The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-two-most-misused-words-in-the-entire-english-8980/.

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"The two most misused words in the entire English vocabulary are love and friendship. A true friend would die for you, so when you start trying to count them on one hand, you don't need any fingers." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-two-most-misused-words-in-the-entire-english-8980/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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Larry Flynt (November 1, 1942 - February 10, 2021) was a Publisher from USA.

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