"The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does"
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Vaughan, a midcentury American newspaperman with a nose for hypocrisy, is needling the public script around political striving. Candidates and party elders treat the vice-presidential nod like a reluctant sacrifice: "I didn't seek this; I was asked to serve". The joke lands because the audience recognizes the choreography. The VP slot has long been sold as consolation prize, party unity bandage, regional balancing act. Saying "he won't take it" is the polite fiction that keeps the aspirant from seeming grasping and keeps the party from seeming transactional.
There's a darker subtext, too: the vice presidency is both trivialized and unavoidable. Someone "always does" because the system demands a body in the role, and because the role is a hedge - a heartbeat away from the real cookie. Vaughan's line captures how American politics launders naked ambition through manners, turning appetite into virtue by pretending it isn't there.
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Vaughan, Bill. (2026, January 16). The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-vice-presidency-is-sort-of-like-the-last-126172/
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Vaughan, Bill. "The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-vice-presidency-is-sort-of-like-the-last-126172/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-vice-presidency-is-sort-of-like-the-last-126172/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.








