"The waist is a terrible thing to mind"
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A pun this clean is basically a stealth sermon delivered in a laugh. Tom Wilson’s line riffs on the old public-health slogan “A mind is a terrible thing to waste,” swapping “waste” for “waist” and turning civic uplift into bodily self-surveillance. The joke lands because it’s familiar enough to click instantly, then mean enough to sting: we live in a culture that treats the midsection like a moral report card.
Wilson, as a cartoonist, is working in the compressed language of the gag panel, where the punchline has to do two jobs at once: entertain and diagnose. “Mind” is the hinge. On the surface it reads as “pay attention to your waist,” the everyday nag of diets, belts, mirrors, and scales. Underneath, it’s also “don’t let your waist occupy your mind,” a jab at how calorie math colonizes attention that could be spent on actual living. The sentence becomes a tiny loop of anxiety: you’re told to monitor your body, then shamed for thinking about it too much.
The context is late-20th/early-21st century American life where wellness talk slid easily into branding, guilt, and control. “Terrible” isn’t just comedic exaggeration; it mimics the catastrophic language that sells self-improvement (this flaw is urgent, fixable, and your responsibility). Wilson’s wit works because it catches that tone mid-flight and pins it to the page: a culture that can’t stop moralizing the body, even when it’s pretending to crack a joke.
Wilson, as a cartoonist, is working in the compressed language of the gag panel, where the punchline has to do two jobs at once: entertain and diagnose. “Mind” is the hinge. On the surface it reads as “pay attention to your waist,” the everyday nag of diets, belts, mirrors, and scales. Underneath, it’s also “don’t let your waist occupy your mind,” a jab at how calorie math colonizes attention that could be spent on actual living. The sentence becomes a tiny loop of anxiety: you’re told to monitor your body, then shamed for thinking about it too much.
The context is late-20th/early-21st century American life where wellness talk slid easily into branding, guilt, and control. “Terrible” isn’t just comedic exaggeration; it mimics the catastrophic language that sells self-improvement (this flaw is urgent, fixable, and your responsibility). Wilson’s wit works because it catches that tone mid-flight and pins it to the page: a culture that can’t stop moralizing the body, even when it’s pretending to crack a joke.
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