"'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected"
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The subtext is about incentives and narrative, not theology. The conditional, "if Osama was a Christian", is a rhetorical sleight-of-hand that lets Scheuer smuggle in a critique of American self-congratulation. Christmas implies generosity, surprise, and goodwill; Iraq, in his framing, becomes the opposite kind of gift: a recruitment poster, a propaganda engine, a training ground, a proof-text for claims that America wages war on Muslims. It suggests that the invasion didn't merely fail to stop jihadism; it helped modernize it, expanding its pool of volunteers and grievances.
Context matters because Scheuer isn't a comedian riffing for applause. As a public servant and former counterterrorism analyst, he's leveraging institutional credibility to break the polite language that often shields policy from consequences. The shock value functions as a forcing mechanism: stop debating intent, start measuring outcomes. The punch isn't just that the war was costly; it's that it may have been strategically flattering to the enemy, turning American power into a delivery service for their cause.
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Scheuer, Michael. (2026, January 16). 'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-war-in-iraq-if-osama-was-a-christian-its-120372/
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Scheuer, Michael. "'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-war-in-iraq-if-osama-was-a-christian-its-120372/.
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"'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-war-in-iraq-if-osama-was-a-christian-its-120372/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.













