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Christmas Spirit Quote by Michael Scheuer

"'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected"

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A line like this is engineered to jolt: it welds holiday warmth to geopolitical catastrophe, then dares you to sit with the discomfort. By framing the Iraq War as Osama bin Laden's "Christmas present", Michael Scheuer isn't making a throwaway provocation; he's compressing an intelligence assessment into a morally abrasive metaphor. The intent is accusatory and strategic: to argue that U.S. policy delivered an unearned windfall to the very adversary it claimed to be crushing.

The subtext is about incentives and narrative, not theology. The conditional, "if Osama was a Christian", is a rhetorical sleight-of-hand that lets Scheuer smuggle in a critique of American self-congratulation. Christmas implies generosity, surprise, and goodwill; Iraq, in his framing, becomes the opposite kind of gift: a recruitment poster, a propaganda engine, a training ground, a proof-text for claims that America wages war on Muslims. It suggests that the invasion didn't merely fail to stop jihadism; it helped modernize it, expanding its pool of volunteers and grievances.

Context matters because Scheuer isn't a comedian riffing for applause. As a public servant and former counterterrorism analyst, he's leveraging institutional credibility to break the polite language that often shields policy from consequences. The shock value functions as a forcing mechanism: stop debating intent, start measuring outcomes. The punch isn't just that the war was costly; it's that it may have been strategically flattering to the enemy, turning American power into a delivery service for their cause.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Scheuer, Michael. (2026, January 16). 'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-war-in-iraq-if-osama-was-a-christian-its-120372/

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Scheuer, Michael. "'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-war-in-iraq-if-osama-was-a-christian-its-120372/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"'The war in Iraq - if Osama was a Christian - it's the Christmas present he never would have expected." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-war-in-iraq-if-osama-was-a-christian-its-120372/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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