"The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking"
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The intent feels less like a celebration of drinking than a cynical observation about avoidance. “Worse at thinking” doesn’t mean less intelligent so much as less willing to sit with ambiguity, consequence, or self-knowledge. Alcohol becomes the shortcut: blur the edges, lower the volume, turn the inner monologue into background static. The rhythm helps the jab land. It’s a neat little inverse relationship, almost mathematical, implying a law of human behavior: remove cognition, increase consumption.
Context matters. Goodkind wrote in a genre (fantasy) that often stages the battle between reason and impulse as literal conflict: magic versus logic, desire versus duty, slogans versus hard-earned understanding. Read that way, the quote echoes a recurring theme in his work and in modern culture more broadly: anti-intellectualism doesn’t always march under a banner; sometimes it pours itself a glass and calls it peace.
The subtext isn’t temperance; it’s indictment. If thinking hurts, the bottle starts looking like a solution. That’s the grim little engine under the punchline.
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"The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/the-worse-you-are-at-thinking-the-better-you-are-168569/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.





