"The worst thing I could be thinking is how could I be a cool bass player"
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Anti-coolness, in four-bar form. Mike Gordon’s line lands because it treats “cool bass player” not as an aspiration but as a creative dead end: the moment you start curating the vibe, you’ve stopped listening. Bass, in most bands, is the job of making everyone else sound inevitable. Chasing cool flips that role into self-display, the musical equivalent of looking in a mirror mid-conversation.
The phrasing is doing a lot of work. “The worst thing” is hyperbole with purpose: he’s not moralizing about ego, he’s flagging a practical threat to the groove. “Could I be thinking” points to an internal, almost intrusive thought, like a bad habit a musician has to swat away in real time. It’s a musician’s version of mindfulness, except the meditation object is the pocket. And “cool bass player” is tellingly generic, a stock character built from poses, pedals, and stagecraft rather than decisions that serve the song.
Context matters: Gordon comes out of a jam-band ecosystem where authenticity is measured less by immaculate execution than by responsiveness - to bandmates, to the room, to the moment. In that world, cool is a costume; flow is the currency. The subtext is a quiet ethic: virtuosity is fine, flash is fine, but if your attention is on how you’re being seen, you’re already late to the downbeat.
The phrasing is doing a lot of work. “The worst thing” is hyperbole with purpose: he’s not moralizing about ego, he’s flagging a practical threat to the groove. “Could I be thinking” points to an internal, almost intrusive thought, like a bad habit a musician has to swat away in real time. It’s a musician’s version of mindfulness, except the meditation object is the pocket. And “cool bass player” is tellingly generic, a stock character built from poses, pedals, and stagecraft rather than decisions that serve the song.
Context matters: Gordon comes out of a jam-band ecosystem where authenticity is measured less by immaculate execution than by responsiveness - to bandmates, to the room, to the moment. In that world, cool is a costume; flow is the currency. The subtext is a quiet ethic: virtuosity is fine, flash is fine, but if your attention is on how you’re being seen, you’re already late to the downbeat.
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