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"There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy"

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Only Bierce could take the tidy moral categories of the law and twist them into a punchline with blood on its hands. “Felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy” starts as a familiar legal taxonomy, the kind of bureaucratic language that pretends killing can be sorted like paperwork. Then the last word detonates the whole scheme. “Praiseworthy” isn’t just dark humor; it’s an accusation. Bierce is pointing at the way societies launder violence by giving it the right name.

The specific intent is satirical triage: expose how institutions turn homicide into a moral instrument. “Excusable” and “justifiable” are already elastic categories, often shaped by power, class, and whose story gets believed. Bierce’s kicker suggests a fourth category that isn’t on the books but lives in practice: killing celebrated when it serves the tribe. War medals, heroic myths, “stand your ground” fantasies, lynch mobs calling themselves justice, the newspaper rhetoric of “cleaning up” a city. Bierce is asking why the same act can be condemned or crowned depending on who benefits.

Context matters. Bierce, a Civil War veteran turned journalist and author of The Devil’s Dictionary, wrote with the weary cynicism of someone who’d seen mass death converted into patriotic narrative. The line works because it mimics official language while smuggling in the obscene truth: civilizations don’t merely tolerate violence; they curate it, sanctify it, and sometimes applaud it.

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TopicDark Humor
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Unverified source: The Cynic's Word Book (Ambrose Bierce, 1906)
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HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homocide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another, the classification is for advantage of the lawyers.. This lin...
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The Law and Comedy (Giuseppe Rossi, Paola Carbone, 2023) compilation95.0%
... Ambrose Bierce to the term ' Murder ' in his Devil's Dictionary : “ HOMICIDE , ” n . The slaying of one human bei...
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Bierce, Ambrose. (2026, February 9). There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-four-kinds-of-homicide-felonious-3726/

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Bierce, Ambrose. "There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy." FixQuotes. February 9, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-four-kinds-of-homicide-felonious-3726/.

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"There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy." FixQuotes, 9 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-four-kinds-of-homicide-felonious-3726/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce (June 24, 1842 - December 26, 1914) was a Journalist from USA.

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