"There are more old drunkards than old physicians"
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A throwaway joke on its face, Rabelais's line is really a scalpel aimed at the prestige economy of medicine. "There are more old drunkards than old physicians" lands because it flips the expected moral lesson. You think the drunkard should die young and the physician should age into authority. Instead, Rabelais suggests that professional expertise, for all its aura of mastery, is as mortal and fallible as any vice - maybe more so.
The subtext is doubly barbed. First: physicians are not simply healers but risky operators in an era when bleeding, purging, and dubious compounds could kill as readily as they cured. Survival isn't proof of virtue or knowledge; sometimes it's proof you avoided "treatment". Second: the drunkard's longevity reads less like an endorsement of alcohol than an indictment of moralized health narratives. People outlive their reputations, and the world refuses to behave like a sermon.
Rabelais, a cleric with a humanist streak and a satirist's appetite for hypocrisy, is also needling institutions that claim authority over bodies: Church and medicine alike. The line takes a swipe at the clerical impulse to sort lives into cautionary tales. Instead, it offers a grimly comic realism: chance, constitution, and social conditions often matter more than piety or professional status.
It's a one-sentence demystification machine. It punctures the physician's halo, exposes the drunkard as a stubborn fact rather than a moral example, and reminds the reader that in the real world, longevity is an unreliable verdict on how one ought to live.
The subtext is doubly barbed. First: physicians are not simply healers but risky operators in an era when bleeding, purging, and dubious compounds could kill as readily as they cured. Survival isn't proof of virtue or knowledge; sometimes it's proof you avoided "treatment". Second: the drunkard's longevity reads less like an endorsement of alcohol than an indictment of moralized health narratives. People outlive their reputations, and the world refuses to behave like a sermon.
Rabelais, a cleric with a humanist streak and a satirist's appetite for hypocrisy, is also needling institutions that claim authority over bodies: Church and medicine alike. The line takes a swipe at the clerical impulse to sort lives into cautionary tales. Instead, it offers a grimly comic realism: chance, constitution, and social conditions often matter more than piety or professional status.
It's a one-sentence demystification machine. It punctures the physician's halo, exposes the drunkard as a stubborn fact rather than a moral example, and reminds the reader that in the real world, longevity is an unreliable verdict on how one ought to live.
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