"There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses"
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The phrasing also skewers Victorian respectability, the world Shaw spent his career puncturing. In a society obsessed with appearances, the scandal isn’t the affair, the corruption, the hypocrisy; it’s the breach of decorum that occurs when someone names it. The “better kept” secret is the one everyone can read between the lines but no one wants written down, because written down means consequences: divorce papers, resignations, ostracism, ruined reputations. Guessing is safe; knowing out loud is dangerous.
As a dramatist, Shaw understood that denial is rarely ignorance. It’s choreography. Characters (and audiences) can sense the truth while watching others pretend not to. That’s where comedy curdles into critique: the joke lands because it’s recognizable, and it stings because it indicts not just liars but bystanders. The quote’s subtext is blunt: secrecy is often a collective moral bargain, not an individual triumph.
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"There are no secrets better kept than the secrets everybody guesses." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-no-secrets-better-kept-than-the-secrets-35212/. Accessed 16 Feb. 2026.










