"There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and Put the darn ball in the basket"
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The line is also a stealth critique of sports culture’s love affair with narrative. Fans, media, boosters - everyone wants a Romeo-and-Juliet arc: fate, heartbreak, heroes, villains, destiny. Lemons swats that away. Your team doesn’t need a plot; it needs a layup. The phrase "darn" matters, too. It’s not profanity, it’s a wink: folksy restraint masking real impatience. He’s scolding without sounding cruel, the classic coach move.
Contextually, Lemons coached across an era when basketball was getting bigger, faster, and more mythologized, while the coaching profession was turning into performance and PR. His quote deflates all that. It’s a philosophy of attention: stop auditioning for tragedy, stop trying to be literature, stop narrating your own struggle. Make the shot. Then make the next one.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lemons, Abe. (2026, February 16). There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and Put the darn ball in the basket. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-really-only-two-plays-romeo-and-juliet-138228/
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Lemons, Abe. "There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and Put the darn ball in the basket." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-really-only-two-plays-romeo-and-juliet-138228/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and Put the darn ball in the basket." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-really-only-two-plays-romeo-and-juliet-138228/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.





