"There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it"
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The subtext is pure blockbuster pragmatism. Bay isn’t talking about theme or character arcs; he’s talking about audience physics. “They gravitate towards it” is the language of a filmmaker who thinks in attraction, momentum, and spectacle. The wheelie guy “as a pet on a chain” is especially revealing: it’s not just a character, it’s merchandise logic in narrative form. A small, portable, emotionally legible companion is designed to be loved fast and owned faster. Bay frames it like an observation about kids, but it’s also a description of how franchises sustain themselves: not through canon fidelity, but through the creation of sticky, meme-able, toyetic micro-icons.
Context matters: Bay’s Transformers era was frequently criticized for flattening storytelling into sensory overload. Here, he’s quietly arguing that his improvisations are a feature, not a bug. By inventing figures that feel slightly silly, slightly pathetic, he humanizes a product built on aggression and scale. It’s a telling peek at how modern IP survives: the lore is the brand’s spine, but the audience attaches to the funny limp in its walk.
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Bay, Michael. (2026, January 16). There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-things-that-i-invented-the-creaky-99770/
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Bay, Michael. "There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-things-that-i-invented-the-creaky-99770/.
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"There are things that I invented - the creaky geriatric robot that is always grumpy, for example, or the little wheelie guy, he's not in the Hasbro lore. But kids love that stuff - this little guy as a pet on a chain. They gravitate towards it." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-things-that-i-invented-the-creaky-99770/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





