"There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down"
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The first sign flatters the tribe. Forgetting theorems is framed as the dignified tragedy of aging: the mind slipping. The second sign introduces the body, not as a noble vessel but as a liability. “Forget to zip up” is public, mundane, faintly pathetic. By the third sign, Erdos turns senility into pure farce: “forget to zip down” implies the same confusion but in reverse, suggesting a life now governed by misfiring routines. It’s not just that you forget; you can’t even remember which direction the world goes.
Subtextually, the line is a defense mechanism. Erdos, famously ascetic and single-minded, spent his life treating the body as an inconvenience to be managed while the real person lived in abstraction. The joke admits a fear mathematicians rarely name: that the identity built on mental sharpness is fragile, and that decline will be witnessed not only in missing ideas but in small humiliations that no theorem can out-argue. It’s gallows humor for a community that worships the mind, delivered by someone who made that worship look like a calling and a compulsion.
Quote Details
| Topic | Aging |
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| Source | Wikiquote , Paul Erdős entry: lists the aphorism "There are three signs of senility..." attributed to Paul Erdős (no primary printed source cited on the page). |
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Erdos, Paul. (2026, January 14). There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-three-signs-of-senility-the-first-sign-169639/
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Erdos, Paul. "There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-three-signs-of-senility-the-first-sign-169639/.
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"There are three signs of senility. The first sign is that a man forgets his theorems. The second sign is that he forgets to zip up. The third sign is that he forgets to zip down." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-three-signs-of-senility-the-first-sign-169639/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.












