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Daily Inspiration Quote by Robert Byrne

"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on"

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Byrne’s gag lands like a joke you catch half a beat late: it starts as a familiar self-help binary, then refuses to complete the thought it just promised. “There are two kinds of people” is the oldest setup in the book, a way to sort the world into winners and losers with the smug efficiency of a motivational poster. Byrne swerves at the exact moment the poster would deliver its lesson, replacing moral clarity with “and so on” - a shrug disguised as a punchline.

The specific intent is to puncture the culture’s obsession with tidy categories and triumphant follow-through. The line performs the failure it names: it doesn’t finish what it starts. That’s the joke, but it’s also the critique. We’re trained to crave completions - endings, takeaways, lists that resolve anxiety by pretending the messy spectrum of human behavior can be reduced to two teams. Byrne denies that comfort and makes the reader sit in the discomfort of the unfinished.

Subtextually, “and so on” is doing a lot of work: it mocks the lazy generalization behind most “two kinds of people” wisdom while also forgiving the very human tendency to trail off, procrastinate, and settle for approximation. Coming from a celebrity humorist, it fits a late-20th-century media ecosystem saturated with aphorisms, soundbites, and personality-brand advice. Byrne’s line isn’t anti-ambition; it’s anti-pretense. It admits that our grand declarations often end where real life begins: mid-sentence, slightly distracted, pretending that counts as a conclusion.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Byrne, Robert. (2026, January 15). There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-those-who-finish-1485/

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Byrne, Robert. "There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-those-who-finish-1485/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-kinds-of-people-those-who-finish-1485/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.

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Robert Byrne

Robert Byrne (April 20, 1928 - April 12, 2013) was a Celebrity from USA.

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