"There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works"
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Lau, a famed hitting instructor, isn’t admitting defeat so much as defending honesty in a culture that sells certainty. Coaches are expected to have answers. Fans want mechanical fixes. Broadcasters narrate every at-bat as if it’s chess. The knuckleball resists all that. Its whole identity is instability: minimal spin, chaotic movement, a pitch that turns even professional hitters into people waving at a shadow. By calling the available strategies “theories,” Lau frames hitting it as closer to folklore than technique.
The subtext is a quiet jab at baseball’s faith in instruction. Not everything yields to repetition, film study, or a better grip. Sometimes the best you can do is shrink the problem: track it late, commit to a zone, and accept that failure isn’t always diagnostic. Lau’s quip gives players permission to stop treating every miss as a moral or mechanical flaw. It’s also a compliment to knuckleballers: their pitch doesn’t just beat bats; it beats the illusion that the game is fully knowable.
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"There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-theories-on-hitting-the-knuckleball-132305/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.




