"There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink"
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The specific intent is satiric compression. Tarkington, writing in an America obsessed with respectability and on the cusp of Prohibition-era moral policing, understands that drink functions as a catchall narrative: it explains debt, moodiness, ambition, cruelty, failure. It also absolves the gossiper of curiosity. If it’s drink, then you don’t have to ask what pain, pressure, or hypocrisy is actually in the room. “One of them” hints there’s another equally automatic belief (likely sexual scandal, dishonesty, or madness), but Tarkington only names the one that could be discussed openly in polite society. That’s the subtextual punch: communities often prefer sins that are speakable.
The wit is how calmly it’s delivered. No moral thunder, just the sly recognition that the quickest way to control a man is to circulate a plausible vice. Tarkington’s real subject is social power: rumor as a civic weapon, and “drink” as its most reusable bullet.
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Tarkington, Booth. (2026, January 14). There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-things-that-will-be-believed-of-any-46127/
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Tarkington, Booth. "There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-things-that-will-be-believed-of-any-46127/.
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"There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-two-things-that-will-be-believed-of-any-46127/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.













