"There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them"
About this Quote
Coming from an actor - and specifically Hagman, whose public image is forever shadowed by the oily, swaggering J.R. Ewing - the quote reads like a self-aware character note. It’s the kind of thing a charismatic villain would say at a bar: charming, cutting, slightly ashamed, and weirdly proud. The grammar ("very little things") even adds a loose, conversational slant, as if the thought arrived mid-sentence, half-justification, half-joke.
The subtext is less "I’m rich" than "I’m accustomed to control". Patience isn’t framed as a virtue; it’s framed as an expense, a cost he refuses to pay. That’s the cultural wink: in an era that increasingly treats time as a commodity and inconvenience as a design flaw, impatience becomes a lifestyle marker. Hagman turns that into a one-liner, but it doubles as a tiny indictment of the world that makes waiting feel unbearable.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hagman, Larry. (2026, January 15). There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-very-little-things-in-this-life-i-147476/
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Hagman, Larry. "There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-very-little-things-in-this-life-i-147476/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"There are very little things in this life I cannot afford and patience is one of them." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-very-little-things-in-this-life-i-147476/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.











