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Life & Mortality Quote by Woody Allen

"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"

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Woody Allen’s line works because it treats existential dread like a punchline you can wave away with a martini. “There are worse things in life than death” opens with the grand, velvet-draped seriousness of philosophy. Then he yanks the curtain: not war, not tragedy, not illness, but an evening with an insurance salesman. The joke is the whiplash, the sudden collapse of the sublime into the painfully mundane. Death is abstract; a hard sell in a living room is tactile, interminable, and socially inescapable.

The specific intent is to puncture melodrama while admitting, sideways, that modern life manufactures its own small torments. Allen’s comedy often frames adulthood as a gauntlet of humiliations: bad dates, anxious conversations, professional wheedling. The insurance salesman isn’t just a profession; he’s an archetype of late-capitalist intimacy, someone who monetizes fear and calls it “planning.” You’re not just being pitched a product, you’re being asked to purchase a narrative about your own demise, delivered with a smile and a brochure.

Subtextually, the line is an alibi for neurotic avoidance: if you can joke about death, you don’t have to look at it too long. It also flatters the listener’s sophistication. You, unlike the salesman, get the irony; you’re in the club that prefers self-aware cynicism to earnestness.

Context matters: Allen’s persona, built in the 1960s-70s, thrives on deflating big questions with petty irritations. The era’s expanding white-collar service economy made the “selling you your anxiety” figure newly familiar. The line lands because it recognizes a modern truth: death may be inevitable, but the real horror is being trapped in a conversation you can’t politely end.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: The Complete Idiot's Guide to Fatherhood (Kevin Osborn, 1999) modern compilationISBN: 9780241885796 · ID: W993EAAAQBAJ
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... There are worse things in life than death . Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman ? ” -Woody Allen The amount of life insurance you need depends on two factors : • • The kinds of expenses you want covered when you ...
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Allen, Woody. (2026, February 8). There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-worse-things-in-life-than-death-have-11241/

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Allen, Woody. "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" FixQuotes. February 8, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-worse-things-in-life-than-death-have-11241/.

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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" FixQuotes, 8 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-are-worse-things-in-life-than-death-have-11241/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Woody Allen (born December 1, 1935) is a Director from USA.

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