"There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news"
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The subtext is a jab at two institutions at once. One, the press, portrayed as opportunistic and lazy, defaulting to a guaranteed ratings machine rather than doing the hard, costly work of reporting. Two, the audience, implicitly complicit: we reward the “Big Story” that’s emotionally legible, endlessly updateable, and consequence-lite compared to policy, poverty, or geopolitics. Jackson functions here less as a person than as a plug-and-play narrative engine, a celebrity so overdetermined that his name alone can carry a news cycle.
Coming from a game-show host, the line doubles as self-aware branding. Sajak sits in the entertainment ecosystem that benefits from attention economics, yet he’s puncturing the pretense that this is “news.” The joke works because it’s not pure moralizing; it’s a bleak bargain offered with a grin: let them gossip, so we can pretend nothing worse is happening.
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Sajak, Pat. (2026, January 16). There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-is-a-certain-comfort-in-waking-up-and-135753/
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Sajak, Pat. "There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-is-a-certain-comfort-in-waking-up-and-135753/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-is-a-certain-comfort-in-waking-up-and-135753/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.


