"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise"
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The intent is satirical, but the target isn’t just other people. Vidal is also needling the authorial pose itself, the novelist-as-oracle who diagnoses society from a well-appointed distance. By making the authoritarian impulse explicit, he drags into daylight what’s usually left implied: that every grand prescription about "human nature" smuggles in a fantasy of control. The humor works because it’s structurally identical to the rhetoric it mocks; the only difference is Vidal’s refusal to pretend he’s humble.
Context matters. Vidal came of age in mid-century America, when high-minded liberal technocracy and Cold War certainties competed with a growing distrust of institutions. He spent decades as a combative public intellectual, treating talk shows and essays like political theater. This line reads like a one-sentence Vidal performance: charming, venomous, and self-aware enough to admit that the intellect’s favorite drug is being right.
The subtext lands hardest now, in an era of influencer advice and algorithmic certainty. Everyone is selling the same product: a simple solution that just happens to require you to agree with them. Vidal, at least, has the decency to laugh while he does it.
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Vidal, Gore. (2026, January 16). There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-is-no-human-problem-which-could-not-be-82445/
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Vidal, Gore. "There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-is-no-human-problem-which-could-not-be-82445/.
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"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-is-no-human-problem-which-could-not-be-82445/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.











