"There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick"
About this Quote
Heinlein frames the writer as a clinical problem, and the joke lands because it’s half insult, half love letter. By borrowing the language of medicine - “tamed,” “cured,” “solution known to science” - he pretends creativity is a diagnosable disorder, then pushes it into farce with the “isolation room” and the image of food being “poked…with a stick.” It’s not just humor; it’s a power move. He takes the social suspicion that writers are difficult, unstable, or socially inconvenient and exaggerates it until it becomes absurd, which is exactly how you defang a stereotype without denying it.
The subtext is that writing is, by nature, antisocial labor. Not immoral, not romantic, just incompatible with the normal rhythms of a “civilized” life. The civilized world wants predictable outputs and agreeable personalities; the writer’s job is to produce something stranger than that, often by sitting alone long enough to let the mind become a little feral. Heinlein turns that solitude into quarantine, suggesting the real threat isn’t the writer’s health but everyone else’s tolerance.
Context matters: Heinlein came up in the pulp-to-Golden Age science fiction ecosystem, where relentless productivity and strong individual voice were survival skills. The “acute stages” reads like deadline mania and obsession - the binge of drafting, the irritability, the tunnel vision. The gag implies a bargain society keeps striking with artists: we’ll put up with your weirdness if you deliver the goods, and we’ll slide you meals under the door like a zookeeper tending a valuable animal.
The subtext is that writing is, by nature, antisocial labor. Not immoral, not romantic, just incompatible with the normal rhythms of a “civilized” life. The civilized world wants predictable outputs and agreeable personalities; the writer’s job is to produce something stranger than that, often by sitting alone long enough to let the mind become a little feral. Heinlein turns that solitude into quarantine, suggesting the real threat isn’t the writer’s health but everyone else’s tolerance.
Context matters: Heinlein came up in the pulp-to-Golden Age science fiction ecosystem, where relentless productivity and strong individual voice were survival skills. The “acute stages” reads like deadline mania and obsession - the binge of drafting, the irritability, the tunnel vision. The gag implies a bargain society keeps striking with artists: we’ll put up with your weirdness if you deliver the goods, and we’ll slide you meals under the door like a zookeeper tending a valuable animal.
Quote Details
| Topic | Writing |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
More Quotes by Robert
Add to List



