"There is nothing in the world that I loathe more than group activity, that communal bath where the hairy and slippery mix in a multiplication of mediocrity"
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Nabokov’s disdain lands with the force of a slap, but it’s a meticulously gloved slap: aesthetic judgment disguised as bodily revulsion. “Group activity” isn’t merely socializing; it’s the modern cult of togetherness, the assumption that collective participation is inherently wholesome. He answers that piety with a “communal bath,” a scene engineered to be viscerally intolerable. The phrase turns bonding into contamination: proximity doesn’t elevate anyone, it liquefies distinctions.
The insult is doing double duty. “Hairy and slippery” sketches a kind of undifferentiated humanity, stripped of titles and intellect, reduced to shared animal fact. Nabokov, the obsessive stylist and chess-problem precisionist, is allergic to that leveling. The “multiplication of mediocrity” is the real thesis: crowds don’t just gather average taste, they amplify it, producing a consensus that feels like truth because it’s loud and warm and mutually reaffirming.
Context matters: Nabokov was a cosmopolitan exile who watched mass politics turn people into units - first in revolutionary Russia, then across a Europe flirting with fascism and bureaucracy. His novels repeatedly defend the sovereign oddity of perception against systems that standardize. The bath metaphor smuggles that political memory into a cultural preference: collectivism as a hygiene problem, the self as something you must keep un-dissolved.
It’s also a sly caricature of the writer’s posture. Nabokov knows the snobbery is part of the performance; he makes it funny so it won’t sound merely self-important. The wit is the alibi for the solitude.
The insult is doing double duty. “Hairy and slippery” sketches a kind of undifferentiated humanity, stripped of titles and intellect, reduced to shared animal fact. Nabokov, the obsessive stylist and chess-problem precisionist, is allergic to that leveling. The “multiplication of mediocrity” is the real thesis: crowds don’t just gather average taste, they amplify it, producing a consensus that feels like truth because it’s loud and warm and mutually reaffirming.
Context matters: Nabokov was a cosmopolitan exile who watched mass politics turn people into units - first in revolutionary Russia, then across a Europe flirting with fascism and bureaucracy. His novels repeatedly defend the sovereign oddity of perception against systems that standardize. The bath metaphor smuggles that political memory into a cultural preference: collectivism as a hygiene problem, the self as something you must keep un-dissolved.
It’s also a sly caricature of the writer’s posture. Nabokov knows the snobbery is part of the performance; he makes it funny so it won’t sound merely self-important. The wit is the alibi for the solitude.
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