"There is still no cure for the common birthday"
About this Quote
The phrasing matters. “Cure” frames aging the way modern culture likes to: as a medical problem, an engineering challenge, something we should be able to hack if we throw enough research at it. Glenn’s wink is that the “common birthday” is treated like the common cold - predictable, recurring, mildly humiliating - but unlike a cold, it’s non-negotiable. That one word, “common,” is doing quiet democratic work. It drags celebrity and heroism back down to the level of everyone else’s cake-and-anxiety ritual.
Context is everything: Glenn wasn’t just any astronaut; he became a durable symbol of American vigor, then famously returned to space in his seventies. If anyone could sell the fantasy of conquering time, it was him. Instead, he offers a humanizing refusal. The subtext reads as both humility and warning: admire achievement, sure, but don’t confuse it with immortality. The punchline isn’t despair; it’s a pressure release valve against a culture that insists every year must be “beaten.”
Quote Details
| Topic | Birthday |
|---|---|
| Source | Unverified source: John Glenn retirement announcement remarks (Feb. 20, 1997) (John Glenn, 1997)
Evidence: The earliest clearly documentable PRIMARY-context hit I can verify in accessible major media is John Glenn’s public announcement that he would not seek re-election (reported as occurring Feb. 20, 1997, the 35th anniversary of his 1962 orbital flight). TIME’s report quotes Glenn saying, smiling: “... Other candidates (2) Talking Teenagers (Ann Boushéy, 2007) compilation95.0% ... There is still no cure for the common birthday . ( John Glenn , astronaut and senator ) Will my son ever enjoy no... John Glenn (John Glenn) compilation34.2% w the friendship 7 mission and became the first american to orbit the earth and |
| Featured | This quote was our Quote of the Day on October 6, 2025 |
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