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"There isn't a single windmill owner in Holland who doesn't have a second job, for when there is no wind"

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Johnny Ball’s line lands like a friendly punchline, then keeps working on you after the laugh. On its face, it’s a neat bit of observational comedy: the iconic Dutch windmill, symbol of steady tradition and pastoral reliability, gets demoted to a fickle gig economy hustle. The joke isn’t really about Holland; it’s about the fantasy of any “set-and-forget” livelihood. Nature doesn’t clock in on your schedule, and neither does income.

Ball, an entertainer with a long career translating science and everyday logic into accessible wit, is smuggling a practical lesson inside a postcard stereotype. Wind power sounds clean and romantic until you remember the core problem: intermittency. “Second job” turns an engineering constraint into a human one. Instead of talking about capacity factors or storage, he pictures a worker doing what workers always do when pay is uncertain: diversify, improvise, hedge.

The subtext tilts broader than renewables. It’s a joke about risk management, and it rhymes with modern precarity: side hustles, portfolio careers, backup plans. Even if you love what you do, you can’t pretend the world won’t shift under you. Ball’s choice of Holland matters because it’s shorthand for competence and water-and-wind mastery; if even the Dutch can’t rely on wind alone, no one should assume stability is guaranteed.

The intent, then, is slyly didactic: laugh at the windmill owner, recognize yourself, and reconsider any system - energy, work, or identity - that depends on conditions you don’t control.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ball, Johnny. (2026, January 15). There isn't a single windmill owner in Holland who doesn't have a second job, for when there is no wind. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-isnt-a-single-windmill-owner-in-holland-who-158733/

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Ball, Johnny. "There isn't a single windmill owner in Holland who doesn't have a second job, for when there is no wind." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-isnt-a-single-windmill-owner-in-holland-who-158733/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"There isn't a single windmill owner in Holland who doesn't have a second job, for when there is no wind." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/there-isnt-a-single-windmill-owner-in-holland-who-158733/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.

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Johnny Ball (born May 23, 1938) is a Entertainer from United Kingdom.

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