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Aging & Wisdom Quote by Doris Roberts

"There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra"

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Roberts lands the punch with a comedian's timing and a veteran actress's exhaustion: you can flip through glossy culture and, unless you're in the “senior aisle” of media (AARP), women past 45 exist mainly as a problem to be managed. The jab at “Depends or Viagra” is deliberately crude, not for shock but for clarity. Those brand names function like cultural shorthand: aging is framed as either leakage or erectile malfunction, a bodily failure that requires a purchase. In other words, the industry will acknowledge older bodies only when it can monetize their supposed breakdown.

Her intent isn’t just to complain about representation; it’s to expose the narrow transactional imagination behind it. The subtext is that women are pushed off the main stage the moment their desirability stops serving a youth-obsessed advertising economy. “Unless its AARP” isn’t a compliment to AARP so much as an indictment of everyone else: mainstream magazines treat older women as a niche demographic, not as protagonists with style, sexuality, ambition, or messiness.

Context matters: Roberts came up in an era when actresses were routinely “aged out” while male co-stars slid into distinguished roles. By the time she became a household name, she’d already watched the media machine decide who gets to be visible. The line’s power is how it collapses a whole system of exclusion into an absurd, almost slapstick binary: either invisible, or medically marketable.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Roberts, Doris. (2026, January 16). There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theres-no-magazine-you-open-unless-its-aarp-that-111710/

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Roberts, Doris. "There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theres-no-magazine-you-open-unless-its-aarp-that-111710/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theres-no-magazine-you-open-unless-its-aarp-that-111710/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.

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Doris Roberts (born November 4, 1930) is a Actress from USA.

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