"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether"
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The intent is half warning, half coping mechanism. By exaggerating to the point of absurdity, Palmer gets to say what baseball’s rituals often smother: the position is structurally harmful. A year off isn’t rest so much as a fantasy of repair, an admission that the wear is cumulative and, for many, irreversible. The punchline “quit altogether” flips the usual sports mythology. Instead of glorifying grit and playing through pain, he suggests the only rational response to the pitcher’s predicament is escape.
The subtext is also about denial - not the pitcher’s, but the sport’s. Baseball loves to treat injuries as bad luck or individual weakness, not as predictable outcomes of velocity arms races, overuse, and the economics that push talented teenagers into year-round throwing. Palmer came up in an era before today’s radar-gun obsession, yet his cynicism reads even sharper now: when an entire workforce needs “a year off” to be functional, the problem isn’t character. It’s the system.
What makes the quote work is its deadpan economy. He doesn’t sermonize. He shrugs, jokes, and still manages to indict the whole machine.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Palmer, Jim. (2026, January 15). There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theres-only-one-cure-for-whats-wrong-with-all-of-153590/
Chicago Style
Palmer, Jim. "There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theres-only-one-cure-for-whats-wrong-with-all-of-153590/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"There's only one cure for what's wrong with all of us pitchers, and that's to take a year off. Then, after you've gone a year without throwing, quit altogether." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theres-only-one-cure-for-whats-wrong-with-all-of-153590/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.





