"There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three stalkers in my life"
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The phrasing matters. “There’s people that figure” casts the opportunists as a type, almost a species, not a one-off grievance. “All of a sudden” is the giveaway: he’s mocking the childish speed of the fantasy, the belief that success is a contagious event rather than a long grind. Then the tone shifts sharply into the second sentence, and the joke curdles. “I’ve had two or three stalkers” is tossed off with an unsettling casualness, as if the boundary violations have been normalized by repetition.
That’s the subtext: the same entitlement that fuels the hangers-on shades into something darker when access becomes obsession. For an actor forever associated with a teenage character, the line also reads like an attempt to reclaim adulthood through hard experience. Diamond isn’t just complaining; he’s drawing a map of how fame, especially the kind tied to nostalgic TV, creates a weird social economy where people feel licensed to take pieces of you because they once watched you on a screen.
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| Topic | Fake Friends |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Diamond, Dustin. (n.d.). There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three stalkers in my life. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theres-people-that-figure-if-they-hang-out-with-66972/
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Diamond, Dustin. "There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three stalkers in my life." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theres-people-that-figure-if-they-hang-out-with-66972/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"There's people that figure if they hang out with you, all of a sudden they're going to be successes. I've had two or three stalkers in my life." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theres-people-that-figure-if-they-hang-out-with-66972/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.






