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"These doomsday warriors look no more like soldiers than the soldiers of the Second World War looked like conquistadors. The more expert they become the more they look like lab assistants in small colleges"

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Cooke’s jab lands because it punctures a fantasy that keeps recycling itself: the idea that the “real” warrior must look like a warrior. By setting “doomsday warriors” against an earlier generation, he flips the usual nostalgia script. World War II soldiers didn’t resemble conquistadors, either, and nobody sensible demanded they strap on plumes and breastplates to earn legitimacy. History, in Cooke’s telling, is a conveyor belt of disappointed costume critics.

The line also smuggles in a warning about modern power. “The more expert they become” is praise and indictment at once. Expertise here doesn’t mean chivalric bravery; it means technical mastery, the kind you acquire in controlled environments, through procedures and instruments. Calling them “lab assistants in small colleges” is deliberately deflating: not glamorous researchers at a big national lab, but underpaid, methodical workers doing precise tasks. Cooke is pointing to the bureaucratization and miniaturization of violence, where catastrophe can be engineered by people who don’t fit the heroic silhouette.

Context matters: Cooke came of age with mid-century mass war and lived into an era of nuclear dread and increasingly scientific militaries. “Doomsday” evokes the Cold War’s apocalyptic calculus, when the most consequential “fighters” might be technicians, analysts, and button-pushers. The subtext is chilling: the closer you get to world-ending capacity, the less it resembles battlefield grit and the more it resembles routine competence. The apocalypse arrives wearing a lab coat, not armor.

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Cooke, Alistair. (2026, January 16). These doomsday warriors look no more like soldiers than the soldiers of the Second World War looked like conquistadors. The more expert they become the more they look like lab assistants in small colleges. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/these-doomsday-warriors-look-no-more-like-137627/

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Cooke, Alistair. "These doomsday warriors look no more like soldiers than the soldiers of the Second World War looked like conquistadors. The more expert they become the more they look like lab assistants in small colleges." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/these-doomsday-warriors-look-no-more-like-137627/.

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"These doomsday warriors look no more like soldiers than the soldiers of the Second World War looked like conquistadors. The more expert they become the more they look like lab assistants in small colleges." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/these-doomsday-warriors-look-no-more-like-137627/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Alistair Cooke

Alistair Cooke (November 20, 1908 - March 30, 2004) was a Journalist from USA.

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