"They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind"
About this Quote
Underneath, there’s a quieter sting about who’s allowed to be human-shaped. An actor tries to solve a visual note with a simple trick (“I’m trying to hide my ass”), and the system responds by adding more body, not less. It’s a perfect little inversion: instead of accepting the body as-is, the production doubles down on the idea that the body is a prop to be corrected. The prosthetic isn’t just padding; it’s a decision about silhouette, desirability, and credibility, as if character can be built from a profile shot.
Rosenbaum’s delivery matters, too: self-deprecating, slightly incredulous, built for a podcast anecdote. That casual tone is the point. These distortions aren’t rare scandals; they’re routine, solved between takes. The quote becomes a backstage confession about an industry that treats anatomy like set dressing, then laughs so no one has to admit how strange that is.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Rosenbaum, Michael. (2026, January 15). They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-asked-me-why-i-was-wearing-heels-and-i-said-159214/
Chicago Style
Rosenbaum, Michael. "They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-asked-me-why-i-was-wearing-heels-and-i-said-159214/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"They asked me why I was wearing heels, and I said, I'm trying to hide my ass. They gave me a prosthetic behind." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-asked-me-why-i-was-wearing-heels-and-i-said-159214/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

