"They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever"
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The two-minute frame is doing a lot of work. It's a tiny deadline that strips away self-importance and forces craft. "Up and down" admits inconsistency - not every beat lands - but the moral claim arrives with "they're trying". Effort becomes ethics. In an era where comedians can coast on persona, podcast intimacy, or culture-war positioning, Judge valorizes the blunt transactional honesty of joke density: we showed up to laugh, you delivered.
Calling them "the most honest comedians ever" is classic Judge-era cynicism softened into admiration. Honest, here, doesn't mean confessional; it means unpretentious about the job. It's the same sensibility that powers his own work: satire that trusts the audience, moves fast, and refuses to apologize for being entertainment. Under the compliment sits a worldview: comedy is a service, and anything that asks you to wait for the "real point" is already cheating.
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Judge, Mike. (2026, January 16). They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-dont-make-you-pay-for-the-humor-its-up-and-108425/
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Judge, Mike. "They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-dont-make-you-pay-for-the-humor-its-up-and-108425/.
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"They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-dont-make-you-pay-for-the-humor-its-up-and-108425/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.



