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Daily Inspiration Quote by Clint Eastwood

"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning"

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Eastwood’s line lands like a dry squint into the camera: marriage gets sold as a divine product, but nature’s “acts of God” include the stuff that burns down barns. The intent isn’t to sneer at love so much as to puncture the Hallmark theology around it. By pairing matrimony with thunder and lightning, he pulls “Heaven” down from a sentimental perch and turns it into a neutral generator of forces - some beautiful, some violent, none obligated to be gentle.

The subtext is classic Eastwood: suspicion of tidy narratives and impatience with moral varnish. In his screen persona, institutions often fail, and the individual is left negotiating consequences with minimal comfort. This joke works because it’s not a clever inversion for its own sake; it’s a worldview in miniature. Marriage isn’t exempt from randomness, ego, weather, money, bad timing. If it’s “made,” it’s also subject to impact and blowback.

Culturally, the quote reads as a late-20th-century corrective to the romantic ideal, the kind that fits an era when divorce became more visible and the mythology of the perfect nuclear family started looking like a studio set. Eastwood doesn’t offer an alternative gospel. He offers a shrug with teeth: if you’re going to invoke Heaven to legitimize marriage, you also have to accept Heaven’s storms. That’s the sting - and the strangely bracing honesty.

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TopicMarriage
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Later attribution: 365 Quotes for a Daily Dose of Dry Humor (Tim Reichel, 2025) modern compilationISBN: 9783985972876 · ID: RrKZEQAAQBAJ
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Google Books
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... They say marriages are made in heaven . But so is thunder and lightning . Clint Eastwood May 7th The best experts on women are the meterologists : They give the hurricanes women's names . Peter Ustinov May 8th To err may be masculine ...
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Eastwood, Clint. (2026, February 11). They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-say-marriages-are-made-in-heaven-but-so-is-30616/

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Eastwood, Clint. "They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning." FixQuotes. February 11, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-say-marriages-are-made-in-heaven-but-so-is-30616/.

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"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning." FixQuotes, 11 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/they-say-marriages-are-made-in-heaven-but-so-is-30616/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood (born May 31, 1930) is a Actor from USA.

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