"They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"

"I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person"

"Remember that credit is money"

"It is well known that Beauty does not look with a good grace on the timid advances of Humour"

"Eating is not merely a material pleasure. Eating well gives a spectacular joy to life and contributes immensely to goodwill and happy companionship. It is of great importance to the morale"

"A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom"

"Money is the string with which a sardonic destiny directs the motions of its puppets"

"At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely"

"CrossFit is a way of life. You eat well, you train hard, you push yourself. It teaches you so much about yourself"

"A man is usually more careful of his money than of his principles"

"People assume I'm out there having this great life, but money doesn't erase the pain. When you're young you barrel through life, making choices without thinking of repercussions. A few years down the line, you wake up in a certain place and wonder how the hell you got there"