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"They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal"

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Careerism with a smirk: that line treats a sex scandal not as catastrophe but as branding. Jessica Cutler, a minor celebrity of the early blog era whose notoriety was itself tangled up with Washington gossip, nails a particular D.C. pathology: moral posturing on the surface, appetite for salaciousness underneath. The joke is that scandal is simultaneously disqualifying and oddly marketable. She’s betting on the second part.

The intent is provocation, but the mechanics are sharper than mere shock. “Totally” frames the speaker as breezy and self-aware, almost daring you to clutch your pearls. “On the Hill” is the crucial credential: it signals proximity to power, the kind of résumé line that supposedly means seriousness and discretion. Then the punchline flips it. In a town obsessed with access, even disgrace can be repackaged as proof you were close enough to matter.

Subtext: the labor market rewards narrative, not virtue. A sex scandal becomes a shortcut to visibility, a signal that you’re already inside the story Washington tells about itself. It also hints at gendered economics: women in particular are taught that notoriety is a resource to be managed, even when it’s toxic. The line is funny because it’s ugly and plausible, and because it exposes an ecosystem where reputational damage is just another form of currency.

Context matters: post-Clinton-era scandal culture, the rise of gossip media, and a Washington that consumes “transgression” as entertainment while insisting it’s about ethics. Cutler’s barb lands because it admits the quiet deal everyone knows is there.

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Cutler, Jessica. (2026, January 17). They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyll-totally-hire-me-if-i-say-i-got-fired-from-56906/

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Cutler, Jessica. "They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyll-totally-hire-me-if-i-say-i-got-fired-from-56906/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"They'll totally hire me if I say I got fired from my job on the Hill because of a sex scandal." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyll-totally-hire-me-if-i-say-i-got-fired-from-56906/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Jessica Cutler (born May 18, 1978) is a Celebrity from USA.

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