"They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught"
About this Quote
The repetition - "do whatever, and do whatever" - mimics the slack-jawed momentum Judge loves to depict, a kind of low-grade chaos that passes for agency. It’s also a comedic rhythm that builds to the real punchline: "most of the time they don't get caught". The qualifier matters. Judge isn’t saying the system is absent; he’s saying it’s intermittent, arbitrary, and therefore perversely enabling. If enforcement is random, people mistake luck for liberty.
Contextually, this fits Judge's broader satire of workplaces, suburban life, and institutions that are simultaneously controlling and incompetent. His characters aren't rebels; they're beneficiaries of gaps - in oversight, in competence, in civic literacy. The subtext is bleak but funny: a society can look free when its constraints are poorly administered, and that kind of freedom evaporates the second someone decides to start paying attention.
Quote Details
| Topic | Freedom |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite | Cite this Quote |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Judge, Mike. (n.d.). They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyre-free-because-they-dont-know-any-better-so-127781/
Chicago Style
Judge, Mike. "They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyre-free-because-they-dont-know-any-better-so-127781/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyre-free-because-they-dont-know-any-better-so-127781/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.









