"They've got so many Latin players we're going to have to get a Latin instructor up here"
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The intent isn’t mean-spirited so much as performative: Rizzuto, a famously chatty broadcaster and public persona, is auditioning wit in real time. But the subtext is assimilationist. The joke assumes the default language and culture of the team is English and “American,” and that everyone else is a complication to be managed, taught, translated. It treats a demographic shift as a punchline, which is exactly what makes it useful as cultural evidence.
Context matters: as MLB integrated more players from Puerto Rico, Cuba, the Dominican Republic, and Venezuela, front offices were often unprepared - linguistically, culturally, and in terms of basic support. Rizzuto’s one-liner compresses that whole transition into a laugh. It works because it’s breezy; it sticks because it accidentally documents a sport learning, awkwardly, that its “national pastime” had become unmistakably transnational.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Rizzuto, Phil. (2026, January 16). They've got so many Latin players we're going to have to get a Latin instructor up here. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyve-got-so-many-latin-players-were-going-to-135779/
Chicago Style
Rizzuto, Phil. "They've got so many Latin players we're going to have to get a Latin instructor up here." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyve-got-so-many-latin-players-were-going-to-135779/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"They've got so many Latin players we're going to have to get a Latin instructor up here." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/theyve-got-so-many-latin-players-were-going-to-135779/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.







