"This is a do-it-yourself test for paranoia: you know you've got it when you can't think of anything that's your fault"
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Paranoia, in Hutchins's hands, isn’t shadowy men in trench coats so much as a moral dodge dressed up as vigilance. Calling it a "do-it-yourself test" mocks our love of self-diagnosis and quick certainties: you don’t need a clinician, a questionnaire, or a conspiracy board. Just check whether your inner narrative has gone completely liability-free. The punchline lands because it flips paranoia from a fear of others into a refusal to tolerate your own agency. If nothing is your fault, then everything must be someone else’s scheme.
Hutchins, an educator and longtime university president, came of age when institutions were flexing and failing in public: Depression-era disillusionment, wartime propaganda, Cold War suspicion. In that climate, paranoia could masquerade as civic alertness, even patriotism. His joke quietly punctures that alibi. The subtext is less "don’t be crazy" than "don’t abdicate responsibility". He’s warning about a mindset that corrodes both learning and democratic life: the student who can’t accept critique becomes the citizen who can’t accept complexity.
The line’s efficiency is its knife. "You know you’ve got it" mimics the confidence of certainty-addicts, while "can’t think of anything that’s your fault" exposes the real pathology: not fear, but innocence as an obsession. It’s a diagnosis of ego, not nerves, and it stings because it’s recognizably modern: blame travels faster than reflection, and paranoia is often just grievance with a storyline.
Hutchins, an educator and longtime university president, came of age when institutions were flexing and failing in public: Depression-era disillusionment, wartime propaganda, Cold War suspicion. In that climate, paranoia could masquerade as civic alertness, even patriotism. His joke quietly punctures that alibi. The subtext is less "don’t be crazy" than "don’t abdicate responsibility". He’s warning about a mindset that corrodes both learning and democratic life: the student who can’t accept critique becomes the citizen who can’t accept complexity.
The line’s efficiency is its knife. "You know you’ve got it" mimics the confidence of certainty-addicts, while "can’t think of anything that’s your fault" exposes the real pathology: not fear, but innocence as an obsession. It’s a diagnosis of ego, not nerves, and it stings because it’s recognizably modern: blame travels faster than reflection, and paranoia is often just grievance with a storyline.
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