Life & Wisdom Quote by Terry Prachett

Pratchett takes a stock brag - "life in the fast lane" - and flips it into a deadpan warning: you're not just speeding, you're driving the wrong way. The joke lands because it’s built on recognition. We’ve all heard the fantasy of a high-octane life sold as ambition, productivity, even virtue. Pratchett’s line punctures that glamour with one sharp substitution: "oncoming traffic" turns thrill into inevitability, adrenaline into consequence.

The intent is satirical, but not airy. It’s Pratchett doing what he does across Discworld: treating modern delusions as if they’re literal, then letting the literal version reveal how insane the delusion always was. "Fast lane" culture frames risk as style; "oncoming traffic" reframes it as collision. The subtext is about self-destructive momentum - the way burnout, workaholism, and performative busyness masquerade as living fully while quietly narrowing your options. You can’t signal your way out of oncoming traffic. You can only stop, or crash.

The line also carries Pratchett’s moral cynicism: society rewards the appearance of speed more than direction. It’s a critique of systems that keep people rushing (deadlines, status games, consumer urgency) while calling it freedom. The humor is the sugar; the bite is the recognition that plenty of our celebrated "fast" lives are just carefully managed emergencies.