"This would not be a problem if I were driving a snowplow"
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A minor inconvenience becomes instantly funnier when it’s reframed as an epic mismatch between tools and circumstances. Aaron Allston’s line hinges on that absurd recalibration: whatever “this” is - traffic, weather, visibility, a blocked road, a messy situation in life - only becomes “not a problem” under a single, wildly specific condition: if the speaker were driving a snowplow. It’s the comedy of conditional competence. The speaker isn’t denying the obstacle; he’s admitting his helplessness while daydreaming about the one job where the obstacle would be the job.
Allston, a novelist with deep roots in genre storytelling and tie-in universes, writes like someone who understands how quickly a narrative can flip when you change the protagonist’s role. Swap “ordinary driver” for “snowplow operator” and the plot goes from survival to domination. The line works because it compresses that whole character swap into a deadpan aside.
The subtext is quietly human: we often treat problems as personal failures when they’re really equipment failures - wrong skills, wrong authority, wrong timing. It’s also a sly critique of fantasy thinking. The snowplow isn’t just a vehicle; it’s permission, power, and purpose. If I had the right machine, I’d be the person this situation was made for.
Contextually, the joke feels born from lived irritation - winter roads, bureaucratic blockage, life’s small humiliations - but it lands because it’s scalable. Most readers have their own “snowplow”: the imaginary upgrade that would turn today’s obstacle into tomorrow’s satisfying scrape.
Allston, a novelist with deep roots in genre storytelling and tie-in universes, writes like someone who understands how quickly a narrative can flip when you change the protagonist’s role. Swap “ordinary driver” for “snowplow operator” and the plot goes from survival to domination. The line works because it compresses that whole character swap into a deadpan aside.
The subtext is quietly human: we often treat problems as personal failures when they’re really equipment failures - wrong skills, wrong authority, wrong timing. It’s also a sly critique of fantasy thinking. The snowplow isn’t just a vehicle; it’s permission, power, and purpose. If I had the right machine, I’d be the person this situation was made for.
Contextually, the joke feels born from lived irritation - winter roads, bureaucratic blockage, life’s small humiliations - but it lands because it’s scalable. Most readers have their own “snowplow”: the imaginary upgrade that would turn today’s obstacle into tomorrow’s satisfying scrape.
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