"Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather"
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The insult is doing strategic work. “So-called samples” punctures the priestly aura of methodology, treating statistical language as costume jewelry. Then he swerves into the grandmother’s big toe - earthy, funny, slightly absurd. It’s a deliberate deflation: if you’re going to cloak uncertainty in decimals and margins of error, Rather will answer with folk wisdom and bodily comedy. The comparison isn’t random; weather prediction is the classic arena of overconfident forecasting, where models can be sophisticated and still wrong in ways that feel personally insulting.
As a journalist, Rather is also defending a threatened form of authority. Polls and “market research” don’t just describe public mood; they can dictate what gets covered, which candidates seem “viable,” what policies are treated as inevitable. His subtext: these instruments don’t merely reflect democracy, they can steer it - and their veneer of precision makes the steering harder to contest. The punchline isn’t anti-data so much as anti-false certainty, aimed at an industry that sells probabilistic guesses as civic truth.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Rather, Dan. (2026, January 17). Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/those-market-researchers-are-playing-games-with-76368/
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Rather, Dan. "Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/those-market-researchers-are-playing-games-with-76368/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Those market researchers... are playing games with you and me and with this entire country. Their so-called samples of opinion are no more accurate or reliable than my grandmother's big toe was when it came to predicting the weather." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/those-market-researchers-are-playing-games-with-76368/. Accessed 17 Feb. 2026.


