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Life & Wisdom Quote by Quentin Crisp

"Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses"

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Crisp lands the blade with that cocktail of elegance and cruelty he perfected: intelligence, he suggests, isn’t our moral mechanic, it’s our publicist. The line refuses the comforting faith that being smart makes you better. Instead, it frames intellect as a styling tool - a way to rebrand defects so they read like quirks, principles, even virtues. Not cowardice, but “caution.” Not selfishness, but “boundaries.” Not vanity, but “standards.” He’s talking about the mind’s most reliable talent: laundering the self.

The phrasing does a lot of work. “Powerless” is absolute, almost affronting; it strips intelligence of its cultural halo. Then “dab hand” snaps in with dry British understatement, the kind of compliment you’d give a competent tailor. That’s the joke and the sting: the brain can’t rebuild the house, but it can redecorate the cracks.

Crisp’s subtext is personal as much as philosophical. As a gay man who survived decades of ridicule and policing, he knew how society forces people to narrate themselves strategically - and how that habit curdles into self-deception. The quote reads like a warning to anyone who confuses articulation with growth. You can explain yourself into innocence. You can find language so flattering it becomes a mask. Crisp doesn’t deny intelligence; he demotes it. Character, he implies, changes only when something deeper than cleverness gets involved: shame, love, necessity, pain, time.

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Quentin Crisp

Quentin Crisp (December 25, 1908 - November 21, 1999) was a Writer from England.

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