"To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind"
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Hood's intent is less moral instruction than social diagnosis. Conceit isn't just arrogance; it's a closed system. Advice requires permeability - the ability to admit error, to grant another person authority. The conceited person can't do that without collapsing the very self-image they're defending. So counsel becomes not merely unwelcome but structurally impossible to receive. The wind doesn't argue with the whistle; it just erases it.
The subtext has a Victorian bite: a culture obsessed with self-improvement and etiquette, where "advice" often arrived wrapped in class confidence and moral superiority. Hood, a poet with a satirist's ear, punctures the fantasy that better phrasing or firmer logic will fix social vanity. He's warning the would-be reformer about wasted effort, but also quietly mocking the reformer's optimism. Some people don't need a better argument. They need a different relationship to humility, which is like asking the wind to change direction on command.
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| Topic | Humility |
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Hood, Thomas. (n.d.). To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-attempt-to-advise-conceited-people-is-like-157489/
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Hood, Thomas. "To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-attempt-to-advise-conceited-people-is-like-157489/.
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