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Life & Wisdom Quote by Thomas Hood

"To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind"

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Advice, in Hood's framing, isn't a gift you hand over; it's a sound you release into hostile weather and then watch get shredded. "Whistling against the wind" is a deliberately small, almost comic image for a big social truth: the problem isn't that conceited people lack information, it's that their ego operates like a prevailing gale, redirecting everything back toward itself. The metaphor flatters no one. It suggests the adviser is reduced to a harmless, even slightly ridiculous performance, making noise while pretending it can change atmospheric conditions.

Hood's intent is less moral instruction than social diagnosis. Conceit isn't just arrogance; it's a closed system. Advice requires permeability - the ability to admit error, to grant another person authority. The conceited person can't do that without collapsing the very self-image they're defending. So counsel becomes not merely unwelcome but structurally impossible to receive. The wind doesn't argue with the whistle; it just erases it.

The subtext has a Victorian bite: a culture obsessed with self-improvement and etiquette, where "advice" often arrived wrapped in class confidence and moral superiority. Hood, a poet with a satirist's ear, punctures the fantasy that better phrasing or firmer logic will fix social vanity. He's warning the would-be reformer about wasted effort, but also quietly mocking the reformer's optimism. Some people don't need a better argument. They need a different relationship to humility, which is like asking the wind to change direction on command.

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Hood, Thomas. (n.d.). To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-attempt-to-advise-conceited-people-is-like-157489/

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Hood, Thomas. "To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind." FixQuotes. Accessed February 3, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-attempt-to-advise-conceited-people-is-like-157489/.

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"To attempt to advise conceited people is like whistling against the wind." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-attempt-to-advise-conceited-people-is-like-157489/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.

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Thomas Hood

Thomas Hood (May 23, 1799 - May 3, 1845) was a Poet from England.

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