"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost"
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Flaubert’s intent is less to diagnose happiness than to indict the modern craving for it. Stupidity here isn’t low IQ; it’s chosen unawareness, a refusal to see the costs embedded in comfort. Selfishness isn’t cartoon villainy; it’s the everyday narrowing of empathy that makes life manageable. Good health is the blunt material condition that makes any romantic theory of contentment feel like a luxury belief.
The subtext is pure Flaubertian contempt for bourgeois serenity. As the author who anatomized the fantasies and self-deceptions of ordinary life, he treats happiness as a byproduct of limited perception. In a century selling progress as salvation, he’s quietly insisting that consciousness is the real spoiler. If you’re lucid, you’re exposed: to boredom, to injustice, to your own contradictory desires. That awareness doesn’t make you noble; it makes you incapable of the easy, digestible “happiness” the culture advertises.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Unverified source: Correspondance: Letter to Louise Colet (13 Aug 1846) (Gustave Flaubert, 1846)
Evidence: Être bête, égoïste, et avoir une bonne santé, voilà les trois conditions pr être heureux. Mais si la première vous manque, tout est perdu. (Letter dated 13 août 1846 (Croisset); quote appears in the body of the letter (site lines ~88–90)). This is the primary/authorial wording in French, in a let... Other candidates (1) Happiness (Ed Diener, Robert Biswas-Diener, 2011) compilation96.2% ... Gustave Flaubert, who was famously opposed to the pursuit of happiness. When Flaubert wasn't busy penning ... To ... |
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"To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost." FixQuotes, 27 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-be-stupid-selfish-and-have-good-health-are-11743/. Accessed 14 Mar. 2026.













