"To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better"
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In the mid-century baseball world Ashburn came from, the culture prized stoicism and routine. Publicly, you didn’t confess to spiraling. You “worked through it.” This quip gives him a way to talk about vulnerability without sounding like he’s asking for sympathy. The bat becomes a stand-in for control in a game that constantly steals it. You can’t negotiate with a pitcher’s movement or a bad hop, but you can hold the one object you’re allowed to command. Sleep with it, learn it, make it feel inevitable again.
There’s also a sly nod to superstition, the sport’s unofficial religion. Players will do anything to reset the story they’re telling themselves at the plate. “I wanted to know my bat a little better” is basically a flirtation with the idea that performance is relational: man and instrument, mind and muscle memory, confidence and wood. He’s laughing at himself, and that laughter is part of the cure: a pressure release valve that turns panic into routine, and routine back into hits.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ashburn, Richie. (2026, January 16). To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-cure-a-batting-slump-i-took-my-bat-to-bed-with-123519/
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Ashburn, Richie. "To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-cure-a-batting-slump-i-took-my-bat-to-bed-with-123519/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-cure-a-batting-slump-i-took-my-bat-to-bed-with-123519/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.

