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"To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine"

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“Far less brilliant” is Beerbohm’s knife twist: a compliment to himself delivered as a polite refusal to do the dutiful, plodding work of historical record. The line performs a double maneuver. On the surface, it’s modesty. Underneath, it’s an assertion that accuracy and exhaustiveness are, in practice, anti-literary virtues. A truly complete account of “that period” would require not talent but stamina, not style but bookkeeping. He’s basically saying: if you want the ledger, hire a clerk.

Beerbohm’s subtext is sharper than a mere joke about ego. He’s defending the essayist’s right to select, compress, and aestheticize. The period in question matters less than the posture: history as raw material, not obligation. By framing thoroughness as something a “less brilliant pen” is better suited to, he exposes a cultural anxiety of his moment - the late-Victorian/Edwardian hunger for definitive chronicles, authoritative biographies, serious documentation. Beerbohm sidesteps the demand with a flourish, implying that the “accurate and exhaustive” version would be unreadable anyway.

The sentence also functions as a warning label: what follows will be subjective, angled, perhaps even willfully incomplete. Beerbohm doesn’t just confess bias; he turns bias into the selling point. It’s wit as contract. You’re not getting the whole truth; you’re getting his truth, lacquered to a shine, and he dares you to pretend that any account is ever fully neutral.

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Beerbohm, Max. (2026, January 16). To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-give-an-accurate-and-exhaustive-account-of-93424/

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Beerbohm, Max. "To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-give-an-accurate-and-exhaustive-account-of-93424/.

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"To give an accurate and exhaustive account of that period would need a far less brilliant pen than mine." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-give-an-accurate-and-exhaustive-account-of-93424/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.

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Max Beerbohm (August 24, 1872 - May 20, 1956) was a Actor from England.

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