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Motivation Quote by Geoffrey Boycott

"To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump"

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Boycott doesn’t describe fear; he engineers it. The line reads like pub banter with a blade in it, a stunt you can picture in one sickening beat: asphalt, headlights, the idiot certainty that there’s still time. It’s comedy built from precision. “Outside lane,” “95 mph,” “12 yards” - the specificity is the point. Numbers turn a sporting anecdote into a physics problem, and physics doesn’t care about bravado.

The intent is translation. Cricket, especially fast bowling, can sound quaint to outsiders: whites, tea breaks, tradition. Boycott yanks it into modern Britain - motorways, mates, and the casual recklessness of masculine dare culture. By using the language of everyday risk, he argues that what looks polite is actually violent, and that the batter’s job is a constant negotiation with pain and humiliation. The delayed choice - “wait until… before you decide” - captures the true terror: not danger itself, but the requirement to make decisions when your body is already behind the event.

Subtext: respect me. Boycott’s persona has always mixed stubborn self-mythology with working-class plainspokenness. This isn’t lyrical; it’s defiant. He’s also slyly mocking anyone who romanticizes courage. If you want to understand it, don’t read about it. Step into it. The joke lands because it’s not really a joke: it’s the closest safe approximation of an unsafe truth.

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Geoffrey Boycott (born October 21, 1940) is a Athlete from United Kingdom.

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