"To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel"
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The intent isn’t just to admit she likes clean sheets. It’s to puncture the sanctimony that often rides with back-to-the-earth talk, especially when it’s marketed by people who can afford to romanticize inconvenience. Lebowitz isn’t arguing against nature; she’s arguing against the performance of virtue. The hotel is her honest emblem of modernity: a place that admits dependence outright. You don’t “provide” for yourself there, you pay for an ecosystem of labor you’re usually trained to ignore.
The subtext also carries her classic New York sensibility: civilization as a hard-won achievement, not a guilty pleasure. It’s a defense of urban life as something richer than escape - a refusal to treat the city as corruption and the countryside as cure. In context, it fits her broader persona: allergic to trends, impatient with self-seriousness, and willing to sound “unprincipled” if it means being accurate about desire.
The line works because it’s not a manifesto. It’s a punchline with teeth: one clause demolishes a whole genre of lifestyle preaching.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lebowitz, Fran. (2026, January 18). To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-put-it-rather-bluntly-i-am-not-the-type-who-6611/
Chicago Style
Lebowitz, Fran. "To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-put-it-rather-bluntly-i-am-not-the-type-who-6611/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/to-put-it-rather-bluntly-i-am-not-the-type-who-6611/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.






