"TV is the best babysitter"
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“TV is the best babysitter” lands like a throwaway line, but it’s really a compact indictment delivered with John Goodman’s everyman authority. Coming from an actor whose career is tangled up with American living rooms, the joke has an extra twist: he’s both the guy on the screen and the guy admitting what the screen is used for. The intent isn’t to praise television’s nurturing powers. It’s to name, with a shrug, a cultural arrangement that people rely on and feel faintly guilty about.
The subtext is classed and time-stamped. “Babysitter” implies a household where adult attention is scarce - not because parents don’t care, but because work, fatigue, and economic pressure carve up the day. TV becomes the cheapest labor you can hire: always available, never complains, never asks for overtime. Calling it “best” is where the irony bites. It’s “best” in the way fast food is “best” when you’re broke and late: effective, convenient, and quietly corrosive if it becomes a diet.
Context matters, too. Goodman rose with sitcom America, where families were both product and audience, and where television sold itself as wholesome companionship. The line reads like a post-sitcom correction: we didn’t just watch TV; we delegated to it. And by framing the confession as a quip, Goodman captures how modern parenting compromises get laundered into humor - a laugh that covers the uneasy recognition that culture, not community, is raising the kids for a few hours a day.
The subtext is classed and time-stamped. “Babysitter” implies a household where adult attention is scarce - not because parents don’t care, but because work, fatigue, and economic pressure carve up the day. TV becomes the cheapest labor you can hire: always available, never complains, never asks for overtime. Calling it “best” is where the irony bites. It’s “best” in the way fast food is “best” when you’re broke and late: effective, convenient, and quietly corrosive if it becomes a diet.
Context matters, too. Goodman rose with sitcom America, where families were both product and audience, and where television sold itself as wholesome companionship. The line reads like a post-sitcom correction: we didn’t just watch TV; we delegated to it. And by framing the confession as a quip, Goodman captures how modern parenting compromises get laundered into humor - a laugh that covers the uneasy recognition that culture, not community, is raising the kids for a few hours a day.
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Goodman, John. (2026, January 15). TV is the best babysitter. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/tv-is-the-best-babysitter-51317/
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Goodman, John. "TV is the best babysitter." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/tv-is-the-best-babysitter-51317/.
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"TV is the best babysitter." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/tv-is-the-best-babysitter-51317/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.
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