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Creativity Quote by Johnny Kelly

"Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed"

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Jury selection, in Johnny Kelly's jab, isn't civic ritual; it's casting. The line lands because it drags the courtroom - a space that sells itself as sober and elevated - down to something closer to show business, where the goal is not truth but a persuadable audience. Coming from a musician, the metaphor is pointed: he knows what it means to read a room, to work a crowd, to translate noise into a verdict of applause. "Sheep" is blunt on purpose. It's not a nuanced critique of legal strategy; it's a provocation meant to make the listener feel complicit in how easily confidence, cadence, and a clean narrative can override messy facts.

The specific intent is twofold: to puncture the myth of the impartial juror and to accuse attorneys of optimizing for performance over justice. The subtext is darker: if the system rewards persuasion, then the most "impressive" lawyer wins, not the most right one. It also hints at class and cultural power - who gets deemed credible, who gets framed as reasonable, whose emotions are allowed in the room. "Easily impressed" isn't just naivete; it's deference to authority, to education, to the costume of professionalism.

Contextually, it plugs into a long-running American suspicion that trials are theater and that jury duty is a vulnerability, not a privilege. It's the kind of cynical one-liner that travels because it flatters the audience's skepticism while daring them to admit they might be the sheep, too.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Kelly, Johnny. (n.d.). Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/usually-when-attorneys-are-assembling-a-jury-94139/

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Kelly, Johnny. "Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/usually-when-attorneys-are-assembling-a-jury-94139/.

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"Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/usually-when-attorneys-are-assembling-a-jury-94139/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.

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Johnny Kelly (born March 9, 1968) is a Musician from USA.

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