"Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed"
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The specific intent is twofold: to puncture the myth of the impartial juror and to accuse attorneys of optimizing for performance over justice. The subtext is darker: if the system rewards persuasion, then the most "impressive" lawyer wins, not the most right one. It also hints at class and cultural power - who gets deemed credible, who gets framed as reasonable, whose emotions are allowed in the room. "Easily impressed" isn't just naivete; it's deference to authority, to education, to the costume of professionalism.
Contextually, it plugs into a long-running American suspicion that trials are theater and that jury duty is a vulnerability, not a privilege. It's the kind of cynical one-liner that travels because it flatters the audience's skepticism while daring them to admit they might be the sheep, too.
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Kelly, Johnny. (n.d.). Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/usually-when-attorneys-are-assembling-a-jury-94139/
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Kelly, Johnny. "Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/usually-when-attorneys-are-assembling-a-jury-94139/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Usually when attorneys are assembling a jury, they're just looking for sheep that are easily impressed." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/usually-when-attorneys-are-assembling-a-jury-94139/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.



