"Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak"
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Nugent’s line is a prank disguised as a compliment, a bait-and-switch that turns “Vegetarians are cool” into a setup for predation. The joke works because it hijacks the moral language around food. Vegetarians often signal restraint, ethics, or at least a refusal to participate in industrial meat culture. Nugent briefly borrows that halo, then snaps it into a punchline: “All I eat are vegetarians.” In one move, vegetarianism becomes not a choice but a trait of his prey, reducing an identity to seasoning.
It’s also pure persona maintenance. Nugent has long sold himself as the loud, hyper-masculine outdoorsman-rocker, allergic to anything that smells like softness or urban virtue. The humor isn’t subtle; it’s tribal. If you laugh, you’re in on a worldview where meat equals authenticity and moralizing about diet is fair game for ridicule. If you don’t, you’ve been cast as humorless, judgmental, or (the implied slur) unmanly.
The “occasional mountain lion steak” tag is crucial. It escalates from carnivore bravado to cartoonish extremity, the kind of exaggeration that signals “I’m kidding” while still flexing dominance. Mountain lion isn’t dinner-table normal; it’s frontier mythology. The subtext is less about literal menus than about cultural combat: Nugent performing defiance against perceived lifestyle policing, turning dietary politics into a one-liner that tastes like provocation.
It’s also pure persona maintenance. Nugent has long sold himself as the loud, hyper-masculine outdoorsman-rocker, allergic to anything that smells like softness or urban virtue. The humor isn’t subtle; it’s tribal. If you laugh, you’re in on a worldview where meat equals authenticity and moralizing about diet is fair game for ridicule. If you don’t, you’ve been cast as humorless, judgmental, or (the implied slur) unmanly.
The “occasional mountain lion steak” tag is crucial. It escalates from carnivore bravado to cartoonish extremity, the kind of exaggeration that signals “I’m kidding” while still flexing dominance. Mountain lion isn’t dinner-table normal; it’s frontier mythology. The subtext is less about literal menus than about cultural combat: Nugent performing defiance against perceived lifestyle policing, turning dietary politics into a one-liner that tastes like provocation.
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